My cat is ill.
My fucking cat.
My close friends are probably hoping I shut up about it, but this is my fucking cat. I LOVE my fucking cat. She is a wonder. This is an animal I have a genuine connection with. 9 years ago I bought her home in a shoe box when she was a babe and she has since been my babe and always will be my babe. She knows me, when I came home she purred for the first time in three weeks. She knows me and knows I love her.. even though she is an elderly sex pest with a bold chin. THAT'S RIGHT. Here's a quick shout out to the Shoobinator. Shooben. Shooben Mc Luben Mc dooben shoon. Including family portraits and a picture done in paint by Jessie circa 2003. You know the one -
My close friends are probably hoping I shut up about it, but this is my fucking cat. I LOVE my fucking cat. She is a wonder. This is an animal I have a genuine connection with. 9 years ago I bought her home in a shoe box when she was a babe and she has since been my babe and always will be my babe. She knows me, when I came home she purred for the first time in three weeks. She knows me and knows I love her.. even though she is an elderly sex pest with a bold chin. THAT'S RIGHT. Here's a quick shout out to the Shoobinator. Shooben. Shooben Mc Luben Mc dooben shoon. Including family portraits and a picture done in paint by Jessie circa 2003. You know the one -
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